It always warms my ice cold heart when I see bois jumping through hoops to put a smile on my face.

Just like this boi gregory. It would seem he knows no limits to the levels of depravity he will sink to in order to amuse me.

Take this assignment for example. I believe in recycle cum-cycle. Basically if you produce it you eat it.

Very simple.

Except for most of y’all the very thought is enough to make you hurl dinners from days long gone!

Not so for dear greg here!

Read his letter first.

Then see as he pumps away furiously at his tiny button through his girly pants so he can get a sneeze of man juice out and lap it all up like a good pet! Say cheese!