Ok, so we’re only on day 4 of 2014….

But I have a sneaky suspicion this is going to be a good year already…

Wanna know why?

Ok, look at these things that recently made it off my wishlist and into my greedy little paws…

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And then….

And then and then and then….

As luck would have it I’ve been going on about how there are just no good findom slaves left out there in this world. And look what lands on my Dommey door….

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And as if that wasn’t enough, I went into town to pick up my mail! And one of my special boys had posted me something in there too. Awwwww made my heart and my wallet smile all day!

My boys…

Mama proud!

 

You finally showing some signs of real servitude.

And now for all you couch potato slaves what’s the score? What have you done for me lately? What the fuck you gon’ do for me now?

So while you’re gawking at this you dumb fucks listen up!

This year MISTRESS WANTS TO MOVE BACK TO LONDON!

I LOVE THE QUIET LIFE BUT I WANT A SECOND HOME WHERE I CAN DO MY DOMINATION AND FUCK BIG COCK IN A FUN LONDON SURROUNDING! NONE OF THIS TRYNA CO-ORDINATE THEM FROM A DISTANCE. *trust me revolving door is very difficult when you have to factor motorway traffic in* I WANNA BE BACK IN LONDON

 

I’ve also saved you the hassle if you have no idea where Mistress would like to live or how much rents in London are:

Here are a few places I like the look of. So start contributing. Once I have saved enough for 6 months rent then I will get the second place in London. So 6 months at £1,000 a week would be

£1,000 by 52 = £52,000

Divided by 12 (*some months have 5 weeks you know so we’ll just go by halves shall we)

£4,333 per month

Multiply by 6 months

£26,000

 

So start tributing NOW!

 

WHETHER YOU CAN ONLY AFFORD $10 OR $500 OR $50,000 I WANT YOU TO DIG DEEP!

DO SOMETHING FUCKING USEFUL FOR A FUCKING CHANGE! INSTEAD OF JUST STEAMING UP MY WEBSITE WITH YOUR PATHETIC BREATH AND HOPING FOR A FRACTION OF MY ATTENTION! WHY THE FUCK WOULD I PAY ATTENTION TO LOSER YOU WHEN YOU CAN’T EVEN DO THE BASIC THAT A SLAVE SHOULD! IF A MAN WAS DETERMINED BY HAVING A WORKING PENIS YOU WOULDN’T EVEN COUNT COS YOU’RE SO PATHETIC AND USELESS WITH THAT LITTLE PALE SAUSAGE BETWEEN YOUR LEGS. IT’S LIKE A FUCKING BAT IT’S NEVER SEEN THE LIGHT OF DAY COS NO-ONE WILL TOUCH IT! YOU’D BE BETTER OFF JUST DIVERTING YOUR URETHRA TO YOUR MOUTH COS YOU’RE A PISS STAIN ON SOCIETY….

FUCK FACE!

YOU MAKE ME SO FUCKING MAD!!!!!!

 

AAAAARRRRGH!

JUST… JUST TRIBUTE

 

ALRIGHT

 

DON’T EVEN GET ME GOING AGAIN ABOUT HOW USELESS SOME SLAVE BE!

 

TARGET

 

£26,000

 

or my New Range Rover.

 

or a place in Richmond.

 

Yuh can’t do that! Then you can fuck off!

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and contribute to these things:

 

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