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I knew you would come here.

Loser tax.


You just can’t help yourself can you?

Even right now your heart skipped a beat at the absurd notion that I could actually be observing you right now, giggling as your face is flush with the unreasonable embarrassment you are so clearly feeling for being caught out….


Yes this is for you dumbass! For strolling through to this page hoping for a little trinket of affection!

The only thing you’re going to get from me is a kick in the *&%£!

So for being such a sore loser you have to pay the equivalent of a realtime session with me!

Only you won’t have the privilege of seeing me in the flesh.

Or even on Skype.

Because you don’t deserve it.

And we both know it!

Now pay!